Blutverdünner

Is a bitch

Knock yourself, or as here, fall off the couch while snoozing into the glass table. Don't worry, the table is fine. 

As a kid, I was forever having nose bleeds (my sister broke my nose). Nearly always involved a trip to A&E. Finally they operated. Re-broke it, burned out some of the veins in it and it seems to have worked. 

The joys of having Open Heart Surgery. Blood thinners for life. At least I know, as much as some others may question it, that I do actually have a heart. I have pictures of it.  

I don't have the "zipper" on my chest. It was all done through a tiny incision. Through the ribs. So no broken bones.  

Still don't have nose bleeds though.