Welcome
I'm
Andy
I'm Andy
adrenaline junkie
I'm so spoilt.
I've done so much in my life and been to so many places.
Had so many experiences. Met so many great people.
I've done so much in my life and been to so many places.
Had so many experiences. Met so many great people.
Awards &
Recognitions
Claims to fame
Infamy, infamy.
They've all got it in for me.
1976 | world record holder | Guiness Book of Records |
1980 | FIA Racing Licence | Formula 3 |
1991 | FIA Rally Licence | Grp-A |
1996 | Parachuting | Static Line Licence |
1996 | Parachuting | Freefall Licence |
2003 | Diving | Open water diver |
2003 | Diving | Deep Water Diver |
2003 | Diving | Dry Suit Diver |
2004 | Diving | Rescue Diver |
2005 | Me | Laird of Glencairn |
2012 | Award | Troxxo Media |
2023 | Mr One of a Kind | Ronovatec |
Spent my early life in England - Surrey and then Brighton.
Moved out of the UK in 1991 to live in Germany - Frankfurt am Main.
In Central Switzerland, at the base of Mount Rigi, since 1998.
https://www.luzern.com/de/
Vierwaldstättersee
No idea. I'm sure we deserved it though.
And, yes. It is. Sorry.
Lots of people used to say that I looked like or had a resemblance to Michael Schumacher. I don't but this was for 7UP for the fans at a German GP.
Life
Live it.
You get just one life and never know when it will end. Live it. To the full.
Says the man who has had open heart surgery.
I think I've lived.
Way to go still, don't worry.
Nowadays, I don't have a pot to piss in but then I have no heirs either. You can't take it with you.
Living life is more important than accumulating money.
Most of my travel (boasting here) as I've wandered my way around the planet, has been in 1st class. Yes, I know. Company expense account. My company. I flew so often with Qantas that I knew crew on the routes. Nearly always in the cockpit for take off and landing.
I was in 1st once, the steward walked in and said "hallo Andy", followed by the flight crew who said Hi too as they marched past to the cockpit.
Captain stops and says "Andy, jump seat for Take Off?". The only other customer in 1st flips out. "Do you own the fucking airline or what?".
"Nope, just fly a lot".

I have been sued by the BBC for using my own name!
For registering the ambridge.com domain name! Not at some little local court. No. Straight to the High Court in The Strand. Intimidate. They lost. Paid all costs. Your licence fee at work. Wankers.
Once flew New York and back just to have breakfast. Concorde. Both ways.
Free! Gratis! Nix!
Cashed in some Air Miles.
You flew at twice the speed of sound and up at 60'000 feet!
You really did get to see the curviture of the Earth.

Gorm the Old, also called Gorm the Languid, was ruler of Denmark, reigning from c. 936 to his death c. 958 or a few years later. He ruled from Jelling, and made the oldest of the Jelling stones in honour of his wife Thyra. Gorm was born before 900 and died perhaps around 958 or possibly 963 or 964. Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorm_the_Old
https://www.heritage-history.com/index.php?c=read&author=morris&book=scandinavian&story=gorm
https://thevikingherald.com/article/who-was-gorm-the-old-viking-king-of-denmark/416
Bluetooth? Yeah right. LMFAO

People
Should I name drop here?
Used to play on the beach together as kids. The "BAR" between St. Agnes & Gugh. Boat moored in the bay.
Later on we've had a beer or three more than a few times. Scilly. Agnes. Gugh. Turks Head. Cheers Charlie.
Had a fight or two with Harold Wilson over his dog Paddy.
Knew Sir Jackie Stewart and we once spent a week shooting at Gleneagles.
Worked with James Cann.
I like to think I'm a people person - even if they can be real idiots (as can I). They seem to like me. I've had an ability in my life to lead people to places new, places they might have a fear of, places with memories. Physically and mentally. People open up to me. Bare their souls.
For that, your absolute trust, I thank you greatly.
Secrets will always be secrets.
(I know. I've signed the OSA)
Kids
Me with my siblings.....
Tempus fugit.
Never had my own kids. Leider. Shade. Never found the right woman.
Friends kids seem to like me - even teenagers - and trust me possibly 'cos I don't go blabbing everything to their parents. Or I've never grown up.
Who knows? Me? Not.
I just enjoy it.
Bob's girls
I've lived a life.
I've been called various things in my life - some really great, some not so friendly.
Or complimentary.
By any stretch.
Some, very well deserved.
Every coin has three sides.
I've been called various things in my life - some really great, some not so friendly.
Or complimentary.
By any stretch.
Some, very well deserved.
Every coin has three sides.
What I did in a previous life to earn such a good one this time round, I have no idea.
I'm just grateful for it.
I'm just grateful for it.
I THINK, OR AT LEAST I'D LIKE TO THINK, THAT I'M ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD GUY.
SURE, LIKE EVERYONE, I CAN BE AN ARSEHOLE FROM TIME-TO-TIME.
I AM LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE BEEN TO ALL CORNERS OF THE PLANET (MORE THAN ONCE!).
BEIJING IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CITIES, AS ARE HONG KONG AND SINGAPORE.
Obviously I adore Swizerland.
Lived here almost 30 years.
What is light without dark?
I've lived a life.
and then some.......
I think, or at least I'd like to think, that I'm actually quite a good guy.
Sure, like everyone, I can be an arsehole from time-to-time.
I am lucky enough to have been to all corners of the planet (more than once!).
Beijing is one of my favourite cities, as are Hong Kong and Singapore.
I've lived a life.
and then some.......
I think, or at least I'd like to think, that I'm actually quite a good guy.
Sure, like everyone, I can be an arsehole from time-to-time.
I am lucky enough to have been to all corners of the planet (more than once!).
Beijing is one of my favourite cities, as are Hong Kong and Singapore.
This life?
So who am I? What am I?
This life?
So who am I? What am I?
I've been called various things in my life -
some really great, some not so friendly or complimentary. By any stretch.
Some, very well deserved.
Not sure that even I fully comprehend or really know.
I do know that I have a deeply deeply dark side.
I have kept him very very very well hidden.
From friends, from family.
From Bob.
Even from me.
I do know that I have a deeply deeply dark side.
I have kept him very very very well hidden.
From friends, from family.
From Bob.
Even from me.
(*) - Take your coin.
Heads, Tails and the Edge.
Try and make it sit on the edge.
Now spin it. Fast.
It's a beauty to behold.
But it won't spin for long.
Can't.