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No Pets

Not allowed a cat or dog under my rental contract (apart from some holiday visits to be looked after) so what other "Pet" can I have?

To keep me entertained & engage my brain I decided to resurrect my sourdough skills. Or rebuild them. 

I have been looking after my starter all this time...............

The Bitch

For those that don't know, lots of bakers have a tradition of naming their sourdoughs; their creation. Makes it personal. Mine was always known, to me at least, as The Bitch.

That's a weird/strange/nasty/upsetting name to call it Andy!
Not really.
A starter
 DEMANDS time.
It
 DEMANDS effort.
Like a spoilt (spoiled?) woman or child. Always nagging,
 demanding time & effort.

Plus it’s quite fun…..makes for some great conversation. 

Sorry, have to go feed the bitch.

The Bitch is stinking up my fridge.

How's the Bitch Andy?

The Bitch smells lovely.

Your Bitch looks really good Andy!

Life's too short not to have some fun don't you think?

Plus it engages my brain or what is left of it, gives me some focus, something that isn't me, that isn't human. I can be rude to her too. Hurry up Bitch and so on. The biggest thing?

Like being a father, I get to see her develop with time and input. Love and care invested.

Meet my bitch