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NICKNAMES FOR COWORKERS

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Nicknames for co-workers

  • COLESLAW

    They're 90% cabbage.

  • BUTTER KNIFE:

    Not the sharpest tool in the box.

  • KITKAT:

    Always taking a break.

  • ARTHUR:

    Does "half a" job. 

  • MOTION LIGHT:

    Only works when someone walks past.

  • LANTERN

    Not very bright, and has to be carried.

  • SEAWEED

    Floats around all day and stinks like shit.

  • DECK CHAIR

    Always folds under pressure.

  • G- SPOT

    You can never find them

  • E.T

    Always wants to go home.

  • DAISY

    Some days she's in, some days she isn't. ;-)

  • FORESKIN

    Disappears when things get hard.