Open Heart Surgery
Contrary to popular belief, I do in fact have a heart.
I've seen it. I've even got pictures of it.
It has had some work done...
Pets
Pets
Not allowed a cat or dog under my rental contract (apart from some holiday visits to be looked after) so what other "Pet"...
Poo bags
FFS!
I wore a pair of corduroy trousers yesterday. Haven't worn them in ages. Really really long time.Put a pair of jeans...
Red
RED
Let's make this clear up front - I'm talking about the colour red.
Not
"Retired - Exteremely Dangerous."
No comment,...
Road Deaths
When I lived in the UK, I would travel lots. Define lots. Around 80-100,000 miles per year. That means I have witnessed more...
Short Hair
Short Hair
Sorry aber short hair on women does it for me.
Necks
They are so sensitive. Try this at home. Consenting adults...